1 00:00:05,756 --> 00:00:09,169 Focus, Deputy, remember your training. Easy, easy... 2 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:10,089 (grunts) 3 00:00:10,302 --> 00:00:11,838 You're almost there! 4 00:00:12,054 --> 00:00:13,089 (grunts) 5 00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:15,929 Dang it! I almost got the treasure! 6 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:19,676 The time we spend together is treasure enough. 7 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:21,510 Hey, you feel that? 8 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:22,978 ( Screams ) 9 00:00:27,236 --> 00:00:28,943 Reckon we should report that. 10 00:00:29,154 --> 00:00:32,067 Or go for a ride in our new convertible! 11 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:34,486 -Whee! -( chuckles ) Yeah! 12 00:00:36,537 --> 00:00:37,823 ( Screeching ) 13 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:41,030 II' 14 00:01:19,663 --> 00:01:22,280 Ladies and gentlemen, continuing our mystery tour 15 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:25,036 you'll see the world famous outhouse of mystery! 16 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:26,959 -( Gasp ) -Stan: I got stuck in there once! 17 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:28,536 Could I go to the bathroom? 18 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,462 Save all questions until after the tour! 19 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:31,706 (grunts) 20 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:33,632 ( Sighs ) 21 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:35,551 And up ahead if you look really closely, 22 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:37,799 everybody get your cameras, you're gonna wanna see this. 23 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:39,797 (Oinks) 24 00:01:40,017 --> 00:01:42,759 Finally, Waddles! We have the whole house to ourselves! 25 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:44,889 What do you think, dance party? 26 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:46,307 ( Snorts twice ) 27 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:48,059 I'm not hearing a no. 28 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:17,300 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes. 29 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:19,002 ( Sighs, grunts ) 30 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:21,180 ( licks ) 31 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:23,132 Uh-oh. Cuddle time! 32 00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:24,387 ( Chuckles ) 33 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:27,178 Waddles, can I tell you a secret? 34 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:29,889 You're my favorite pig in the whole world. 35 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:31,898 ( Yawns ) 36 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:34,018 ( snores ) 37 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:35,944 ( Snickers ) 38 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,317 ( Yells, grunts ) 39 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:39,615 Mabel, what are you doing on the floor? 40 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,191 Being cute and great. 41 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:42,867 And I thought your brother was weird. 42 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,241 No. He's more like... 43 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:46,659 (imitates Dipper) ( shudders ) Let's solve a mystery. 44 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:49,492 I kiss a pillow with Wendy's face drawn on it. 45 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:51,998 ( laughs ) That's pretty good. Kissing a pillow! 46 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:54,625 Go! Go! Chew that pant leg! 47 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:56,377 ( Gasps, grunts ) 48 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:59,342 All right, outside. Now! 49 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:01,386 No! Grunkle Stan! 50 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:03,555 It's not safe for Waddles outside. 51 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:06,179 There's predators! And bar-b-quers. 52 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:07,476 That's just the natural order. 53 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:10,138 It's not my fault your pig is potentially delicious! 54 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:12,439 He should be inside like a person! 55 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:15,018 People don't roll around in their own filth. 56 00:03:15,237 --> 00:03:16,022 Except for Soos. 57 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:17,854 And we're the lesser for it. 58 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:20,155 Maybe we're the ones who should be put outside. 59 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:23,701 Huh? Huh? Think about it. Hmph! 60 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:27,283 Today is the day, Soos! 61 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:28,910 Thanks for coming along on this mission. 62 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:29,866 Dude, it's an honor! 63 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:32,918 Today I'm sweating from heat and excitement! Whew! 64 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:34,828 Something hiding in these woods. 65 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,834 Something big enough to rip the roof off a car. 66 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,916 If we get a photo of this thing, we'll be heroes! 67 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:40,217 Yeah, we'll get all the babes! 68 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:42,045 You'll be fending off smooches with a stick! 69 00:03:42,264 --> 00:03:43,504 ( Embarrassed chuckle ) Shut up, man! 70 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:45,135 With a stick, dude! 71 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:46,340 Here, gimme a boost. 72 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,019 ( Grunts ) Got it. Ugh. 73 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:53,476 Is sap supposed to be this sticky? Ugh. 74 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:55,186 If everything goes according to plan, 75 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:56,855 the creature will grab that steak, 76 00:03:57,112 --> 00:04:00,776 cross through the string, and set off cameras A, B and C. 77 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,657 And nothing can go wrong! High five! 78 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:05,906 ( Grunting ) 79 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:07,278 This was poorly planned. 80 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:10,075 ( Roaring ) 81 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:12,783 ( Qasps ) 82 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:15,206 Bobby Renzobbi: Hey, you! 83 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:16,078 Me? 84 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:18,039 Bobby Renzobbi: Sick of constantly dropping your baby? 85 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,043 Man on TV: Yes! 86 00:04:19,301 --> 00:04:20,507 Hi, I'm Bobby Renzobbi! 87 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:23,051 And what you need is the Huggy Wuvvy Tummy Bundle. 88 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,845 I can hold ten babies at once! 89 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:27,006 I know what you're thinking. Does it work for pigs? 90 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:29,466 ( Chuckles ) Yeah, it does works for pigs, stupid! 91 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:31,302 Feel your pig's heartbeat next to yours. 92 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:33,262 It works for pigs! 93 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,101 ( Oinks twice ) 94 00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:36,978 ( Gasps ) Grunkle Stan! 95 00:04:37,194 --> 00:04:39,731 I'm off to get a Huggy Wuvvy Tummy Bundle! 96 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:42,654 Yeesh. Isn't knitting matching sweaters for that pig enough? 97 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:44,531 Nope! Anyway, 98 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:47,781 I need you to look after this little gentleman while I'm gone. 99 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:49,202 ( Snorts, chewing ) 100 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:51,405 Not now, kid. I got some tourists coming through. 101 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:54,117 Grunkle Stan, I know you're not crazy about Waddles. 102 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:55,952 He's a fat, naked jerk. 103 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:57,536 But you do care about me. 104 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:59,838 Promise me you won't let him outside. 105 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,168 Fine. Yeah, yeah. I promise. 106 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:05,757 Thanks, Grunkle Stan! 107 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:07,175 (oinking ) 108 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:08,922 I'm watching you, pig. 109 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,516 '( Oinks) -Ugh! 110 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:13,927 We did it! It tripped the wire! 111 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,434 Somewhere in these cameras is a photo of that creature! 112 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:17,606 I'll go develop the film! 113 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:20,606 I'll go make us victory nachos! Dipper and Soos for life! 114 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:22,687 -Boosh! -( chuckles ) 115 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,481 And here, ladies and gentlemen, is our final exhibit. 116 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,816 The most hideous creatures known to man! 117 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:31,870 -( laughing ) -Look, it's us! 118 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:33,868 Right? Right? We, ( chuckle ) 119 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:36,451 We have fun here. But seriously, folks. 120 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:41,005 This is something. I present to you, a unicorn made out of corn, 121 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:44,922 the Cornicorn! I, I don't know. I'm tired. 122 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:46,836 _Huh? _( Qasp ) 123 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:49,095 What the-- 124 00:05:49,307 --> 00:05:50,297 ( squeals, chewing ) 125 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:53,134 What a rip off! Kids! We're leaving! 126 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:55,720 No! No! 127 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:58,063 ( Growls ) Ya"! 128 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:01,980 Come on, come on. 129 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:04,403 Hmm! 130 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:07,906 That's a wing! If camera B got the wing, 131 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:11,031 then the one that should have got the rest is...camera C! 132 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:12,611 ( Panting ) 133 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:15,493 The creature! 134 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:18,500 Who wants victory nachos? 135 00:06:19,504 --> 00:06:20,164 [[511 136 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:22,671 Dude, don't worry. I only ate, like, a third of 'em. 137 00:06:23,258 --> 00:06:25,966 Half of 'em. ( chuckles ) I ate all of 'em, dude! 138 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:32,298 Just ten minutes without this pig in the house. Is that so much to ask? 139 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:37,516 There. Mabel asks, this never happened. 140 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:41,641 (imitates Mabel) "Oh but, Grunkle Stan, it's not safe out there! There's predators!" 141 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:42,767 Oh, brother. 142 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:44,442 ( Roaring ) 143 00:06:44,946 --> 00:06:45,856 ( Frantic oinking ) 144 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:46,819 ( Squeal ) 145 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:48,113 ( Roars ) 146 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:49,440 Aah! 147 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:51,233 I can't believe you, man! 148 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:54,821 Sorry, dude. I was just so excited. Nachos cause excitement! 149 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:58,203 Soos, no offense, but you have got to be more careful sometimes. 150 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,500 I mean, what are the odds we'll ever get another picture of-- 151 00:07:00,712 --> 00:07:02,248 ( roaring ) 152 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:03,078 ( Squeals ) 153 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:04,163 ( 985D ) 154 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:05,668 ( Panting ) 155 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:07,673 ( Qasps ) 156 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:09,627 ( Roaring ) 157 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:12,763 Dude! Did you see that? That thing was a dinosaur, bro! 158 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:16,342 How is it possible a dinosaur survived sixty-five million years? 159 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:18,802 Did you see it, Mr. Pines? Mr. Pines? 160 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:20,975 It, it, it took him. 161 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:22,602 -Took what? -The pig. 162 00:07:22,901 --> 00:07:23,936 It took Waddles. 163 00:07:24,194 --> 00:07:25,684 What'd you say about Waddles? 164 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:30,443 ( Chuckles ) Whoa, awkward silence. 165 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,404 Blah! 166 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:36,904 What's going on? Why are you standing around all awkwardly? 167 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:38,033 And where's Waddles? 168 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:41,332 Um, uh... The good news is, you're getting a puppy! 169 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:42,242 What happened? 170 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,294 Well, see, uh, when the, uh-- 171 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:46,463 Your pig got eaten by a p-terodactyl, bro. 172 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:49,508 What? Waddles? Waddles! 173 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:51,630 Where did he go? How did this happen? 174 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:53,587 ( Panicked breathing ) 175 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:56,382 Grunkle Stan, you didn't put him outside? 176 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:59,013 What? ( nervous chuckle ) No! I didn't put him anywhere. 177 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:02,438 I'm not acting suspicious! You're acting suspicious! What's a pig? 178 00:08:02,649 --> 00:08:03,639 Then what happened? 179 00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:05,808 Uh, look, it went down like this, see? 180 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:07,810 So there I was, in the living room... 181 00:08:09,072 --> 00:08:12,155 Tenderly nursing him with only the richest of creams. 182 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:13,982 When all of a sudden... 183 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,406 ( roars ) 184 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:19,496 ( Frantic oinking ) 185 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:20,493 "Huh?" 186 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:21,657 So I said, 187 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:23,787 ( screams ) 188 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,494 "No dice, cowboy!" 189 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:27,253 ( Fighting yell ) 190 00:08:27,465 --> 00:08:29,001 I start punching him right in the face. 191 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:30,127 (grunts) 192 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:31,549 But he played dirty! 193 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:32,880 "Huh?" 194 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:34,879 ( Screams, grunts ) 195 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,383 That really happened. 196 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:40,226 Why! Why couldn't you have taken me! 197 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:45,056 ( Cries ) 198 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:48,775 Oh, Grunkle Stan! You tried to save him! 199 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:52,229 Uh, yep! I'm a great man, all right. 200 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:54,315 You punched a pterodactyl in the face? 201 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,366 I thought you didn't even believe in the supernatural. 202 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:59,661 Dinosaurs aren't magic, they're just big lizards. Get off my back! 203 00:09:00,415 --> 00:09:02,031 Oh, Waddles... 204 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:02,864 ( sniffles ) 205 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:05,325 That's it! No pterodactyl messes with my sister! 206 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,333 We're gonna go out there, catch him, and save your pig! 207 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,663 For Mabel, guys! 208 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:10,623 For Mabel! 209 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,753 But how do we even find the little guy? 210 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,591 ( QaSPS ) We follow that. 211 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:20,428 -Oh! Sweet! -Yes! Genius! 212 00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:23,052 Or, you know, we could just call it a day maybe, 213 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:24,765 hit the pool hall or, uh... 214 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:29,767 Yeah! Let's go save Woggles! 215 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:31,727 -Waddles! -Him too. 216 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:36,694 All right! That p-terodactyl won't know what hit him! 217 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,776 ( Chuckles ) It's "pterodactyl," man. 218 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:40,406 Actually nobody knows how to pronounce it 219 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:43,159 because no one was alive back in dinosaur days, so, uh... 220 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,824 Whoa! Almost ran over my own head there. 221 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:47,830 ( Chuckles ) Wow. 222 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:49,707 Mabel, we've gotta talk. 223 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,459 This is a really high-stakes mission, 224 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:53,915 and I'm a little worried about Soos coming along on this one. 225 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:57,678 I love the guy but sometimes he messes stuff up. 226 00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:59,471 What? Since when? 227 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:01,881 Sorry, dude. 228 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:04,050 Sorry, dude. 229 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,635 Look! A fairy! 230 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:06,469 ( Chuckles ) 231 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:09,723 Oh, sorry, dude, I killed that fairy! 232 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:11,983 Let him down easy. 233 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,986 This is so great! You and me, bro. Best friends! 234 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:17,690 Fighting and potentially high-fiving dinosaurs. 235 00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:21,027 Soos, look, I uh, I gotta tell you something. 236 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:24,455 Okay, but before you do, check out these matching shirts I made for us! 237 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:27,707 Who's this guy right here? You. Totally you, dude. 238 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:29,830 And these rays indicate friendship. 239 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:32,500 So what was it you were going to tell me again? 240 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:36,583 Uh... P-terodactyl, here we come! ( nervous chuckle ) 241 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:37,588 Yes! 242 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,003 ( Sighs ) 243 00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:40,963 Bros before dines! 244 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:51,394 Okay, the red yarn leads to... 245 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,852 ( scatting ) 246 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:56,691 Old Man McGucket? 247 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:58,105 Howdy, friends! 248 00:10:58,408 --> 00:10:59,614 What are you doing out here? 249 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,944 You'll never believe me! So I was doin' my hourly hootenanny 250 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,198 ( scatting ) 251 00:11:04,414 --> 00:11:05,495 Ugh! This guy. 252 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:08,790 When this enormous wingly critter stole my musical spoons 253 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:12,211 and flew lickety split into the abandoned mines, down yonder. 254 00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:13,712 Whoa! 255 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,296 Looks kinda hairy down there. 256 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,590 Come on, Grunkle Stan. You can handle it! 257 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:20,419 You punched a pterodactyl in the face, remember? 258 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:21,878 Oh yeah! ( nervous chuckle ) 259 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:24,635 I did do that, didn't I? ( nervous chuckle ) 260 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:27,434 My! What suspicious laughter! 261 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,886 Guys, we're going in. 262 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:33,144 Need someone to tag along and tell weird personal stories? 263 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,064 No, thanks. 264 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:39,655 ( Sighs ) So there I am, fighting a raccoon for the same piece of meat, 265 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:42,691 when our mouths get close and we kiss accidentally! 266 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:45,027 ( Sighs ) You can't take a hint, can you? 267 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:45,986 Nope! 268 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,448 ( Screaming ) 269 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:53,035 ( Groaning ) 270 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:55,333 Whoa... 271 00:11:58,009 --> 00:11:59,465 -Sweet Moses! -Razzle dazzle! 272 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:00,462 Fancy marmalade! 273 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,924 These plants look all jurassic-y. 274 00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,130 Huh, this little feller smells like battery acid. 275 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:06,885 (groans) 276 00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:09,263 Looks like I lost my sense of smell! ( chuckles ) 277 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:12,392 Oh, Waddles! We're gonna find you! 278 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,521 ( Screams ) 279 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:23,948 All: Wow! 280 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,117 They're all trapped inside tree sap! 281 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:29,071 That's how they survived for sixty-five million years. 282 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:30,489 Whoa! 283 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,701 The summer heat must be melting them loose. 284 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,332 Holy moly! 285 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:39,539 Forget the Cornicorn, this is the attraction of a lifetime! 286 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:40,749 I could bring people down here 287 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:42,551 and turn this into some sort of theme park. 288 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:45,091 "Jurassic Sap Hole!" 289 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:46,425 Uh, dudes... 290 00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:51,969 Maybe we should keep moving. 291 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,561 This could be a goldmine! 292 00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:56,102 Velvety rope type deal there, ticket booth here... 293 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:59,230 Ha! I should've put that pig outside ages ago! 294 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,853 Wait, what did you just say? 295 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,064 -Hmm? What's that? -You said the dinosaur 296 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:05,861 flew into the house. 297 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:06,817 -( Gasps ) -No, wait! 298 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:08,071 ( Stutters ) If you think about it-- 299 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,246 You put Waddles outside, then you lied to me about it! 300 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:14,290 And now, thanks to you, my pig could be dead! 301 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,163 Waddles could be dead! 302 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:18,586 Look, he's an animal! He belongs outside. 303 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:19,959 No! That's it! 304 00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:23,334 Grunkle Stan, I am never ever speaking to you again! 305 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:24,835 Look, you can't be serious! 306 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:28,046 Oh, is someone talking right now? Because I can't hear them. 307 00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:29,677 -Kid! -La-la-la-la-la! 308 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,392 I can't hear anyone. No one's talking to me! 309 00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:33,718 Guys, guys, don't fight! 310 00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,428 Why can't you be more like me and Dipper? 311 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,184 Look, everything's gonna be cool. 312 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:40,233 All we gotta do to find that pig is follow this here yarn! 313 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:43,153 We just keep following, and following and when we reach the end-- 314 00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:44,483 Oh. Uh-Oh. 315 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,158 Which, which cave was it again? 316 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,485 Ugh, Soos! You lost the trail! 317 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:52,829 Hey, come on, we'll find our way. Trust me! 318 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:53,746 ( Screams ) 319 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,451 -Sorry, dude. -Ugh, that is it! 320 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,748 See, this is why I didn't want to bring you along! 321 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:01,204 ( Stutters ) What do you mean? 322 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,210 I mean, this is really important to Mabel 323 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:04,882 and you keep screwing everything up! 324 00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:07,961 You ruined our photograph, and now you've got us hopelessly lost! 325 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,639 But we're P-terodactyl Bros. I made T-shirts. 326 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,557 It's pronounced "terro-dactyl!" 327 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,601 And these shirts are useless. They're gigantic! 328 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:17,930 I. Have. A Different. Body Type. Dude! 329 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:20,516 -Oh, so it's my fault that... -I just thought that maybe you'd grow into 'em... 330 00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,351 Who cares about shirts? Stan is a murderer! 331 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:24,607 Come on, I was doing what was best for me-- 332 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:28,110 Hey, cheer up, fellers! I fixed yer lantern. 333 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,569 ( Scream ) 334 00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:34,154 ( Mock scream ) 335 00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,744 ( Chuckles ) What-- What are we doin'? 336 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:41,668 “Mm? 337 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:47,671 Nobody make any sudden movements or loud noises. 338 00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:51,255 Yee-haw! We found a pterodactyl! 339 00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:52,589 ( Screeching ) 340 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:53,719 ( Screaming ) 341 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:56,260 ( Roars ) 342 00:14:57,271 --> 00:15:00,104 ( Panicked panting ) 343 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,481 ( Roars ) 344 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,818 Guys, we need a plan to get out of here. 345 00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:07,987 Okay, okay. How's about Mabel knits Soos a pig costume... 346 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:09,064 I like it! 347 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,320 ...and we use Soos as a human sacrifice. 348 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:12,241 I like it! 349 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:13,451 Whaddya say, Mabel? 350 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:14,444 Hmph! 351 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:16,826 Oh, come on, you can't stop talking to me forever! 352 00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,907 Yeah, Mabel, we have to work together here. 353 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:21,459 Oh what, you wanna work with Mabel, but not your buddy Soos? 354 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:25,335 ( Overlapping bickering ) 355 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:26,711 (oinking ) 356 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,337 Wait, did you hear that? 357 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,298 ( Snorting ) 358 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:32,424 Waddles! 359 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:33,675 -( Panting ) -Soos: Whoa. Wait, kid! 360 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:34,722 Dipper: Wait, Mabel! 361 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:35,890 Are you nuts? 362 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:40,262 Oh, is someone speaking? Because I can't hear anything! 363 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:43,440 Oh, no! She's gone deaf with fear! 364 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:45,062 Mabel! Come back here! 365 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:49,775 Waddles! 366 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,072 ( Excited oink ) 367 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:52,615 -Oh, my Waddles! -( oinking ) 368 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:55,110 ( Sighs ) I'll never lose you again! 369 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:56,364 ( Whimpers ) 370 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:57,870 Uh, Mabel... 371 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,286 Ssh! You're safe now. 372 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,495 Mabel, great, you got him, now we gotta get outta here! 373 00:16:06,340 --> 00:16:07,296 ( Panicked oink) 374 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:08,669 -( Oinking ) -( gasps ) Waddles, wait! 375 00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:10,416 Huh? 376 00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:11,341 (grunts) 377 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,378 -( Frantic oinking ) -Get off me, you dumb pig! 378 00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:14,429 ( Roars ) 379 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:15,846 -Look out! -Aah! 380 00:16:16,058 --> 00:16:16,923 -( High-pitched squeal ) -( screams ) 381 00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,222 -( Screams ) -( squeal ) 382 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:21,352 -Oh, no! -Stan! 383 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:22,269 Mr. Pines! 384 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,223 ( Screams ) 385 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,186 ( Grunting ) 386 00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:27,434 (groans) 387 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:29,610 ( Happy oinking ) 388 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,813 Yeah, you would enjoy this. 389 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:33,023 ( Roars ) 390 00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:34,983 '( Gasps ) Aah! '( Oink ) 391 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:35,943 Huh? 392 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:38,194 ( 985D ) 393 00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:40,371 Guys! We've got to save them! 394 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:41,914 McGucket! Do you have an invention 395 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,537 that can distract the pterodactyl? 396 00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:44,829 Do I! 397 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:47,669 Nope. 398 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:48,879 ( 985D ) 399 00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,041 Whoa! ( yell ) 400 00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:53,876 ( chirps ) 401 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:54,881 Awww! 402 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:59,182 Well, welcome to the world, little fell-- Aah! 403 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:00,925 ( Scream ) 404 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,476 ( Roars ) 405 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:06,314 The dumb thing must be hungry. I guess it's you or me, pig. 406 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:10,192 (grunts) 407 00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:15,490 What are you lookin' at? 408 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,369 Aw, come on! Don't gimme that look. 409 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,366 What am I supposed to do? Let it eat me? 410 00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:23,824 ( Frustrated grunts ) 411 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:27,126 Oh, I get it! You're trying to guilt me, well it ain't working, pal! 412 00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:29,375 Who cares if you're Mabel's favorite thing in the world. 413 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,797 I can live without the kid talkin' to me all the time, 414 00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:35,506 telling me her jokes, making me laugh... 415 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:37,883 (oinking ) 416 00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:40,181 -( Chuckles ) Oh, dang it. -( roars ) 417 00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:47,100 Well, this is just about the dumbest thing I've ever done. 418 00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:49,812 You want this pig? 419 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,142 ( Oinks twice ) 420 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:54,612 Then you're gonna have to get through me, you flying devil! 421 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,064 Come and get me! 422 00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:57,319 ( Growls ) 423 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,819 ( Yells ) 424 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,620 ( Slurping ) 425 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:05,290 Oh, dude, did he really just eat that prospector guy? 426 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:06,241 That is messed up. 427 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,038 ( Flags ) 428 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,412 -I'm okay! ( yells ) -( gulps violently ) 429 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,376 What do we do? What do we do? 430 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,083 We have to get in a straight line. 431 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,627 -What? -A pterodactyl's eyes are so far apart, 432 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,713 that if you stand right in front of it, it can't see you. 433 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,515 Soos, you've been wrong about stuff all day! How can we-- 434 00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,809 Dude, look. ( stutters ) I know I've messed up a lot, 435 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,142 I can be sorta clumsy and it's not always as lovable as I think. 436 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:31,145 But please, as my friend, just trust me on this one. 437 00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:34,519 ( Slurping, chewing, squeaking) 438 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,653 Get behind me, dudes! 439 00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:42,319 ( Slurping sounds, chewing ) 440 00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:45,746 ( Shudders ) 441 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:51,328 ( Squeaks ) 442 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:53,671 It's working! 443 00:18:53,883 --> 00:18:55,965 (grunts) 444 00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:58,543 ( Struggling grunt ) 445 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:03,218 ( Squeaks ) 446 00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:05,011 ( licking ) 447 00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:06,301 ( Sighs ) 448 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:07,511 Soos, you did it! 449 00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,141 _( roaring ) _|.|uh? 450 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:13,186 Was that... 451 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:15,977 Stan? 452 00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:21,363 '( Growls, grunts ) '( yowls ) 453 00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:23,200 (Oinks) 454 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,653 Waddles! 455 00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:26,328 He's punching him in the face! 456 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:27,450 (grunts) 457 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,792 From heck's heart, I stab at thee! 458 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,334 ( Squealing ) 459 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,084 (grunts) 460 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:37,419 ( Panting ) 461 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:38,841 -Soos: Oh, yes! ( chuckles ) -Dipper: All right! Stan, you're all right! ( chuckles ) 462 00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:40,760 Oh, Mr. Pines, you're okay! 463 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:43,922 Here's your pig, kiddo. 464 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,678 ( Happy grunting ) 465 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:50,763 Ooh! Waddles! Aw... You saved him for me. 466 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,103 Yeah well, sometimes you just gotta-- Look out! 467 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,059 ( Heavy breathing ) 468 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,440 ( Screams ) 469 00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,397 ( Scream ) 470 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,653 ( Scream ) 471 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:07,953 ( Roaring ) 472 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,115 We're trapped! 473 00:20:14,255 --> 00:20:15,996 Quick! The geyser can shoot us back up! 474 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:17,630 ( Heavy breathing ) 475 00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:18,877 ( Roaring ) 476 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:20,963 Come on. Go! Go! 477 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:24,091 -( Roars ) -( screams ) 478 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,339 Bros before dines! 479 00:20:29,270 --> 00:20:30,135 ( Scream ) 480 00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:42,939 ( Sighs ) 481 00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,776 ( Panting ) Oh. 482 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:53,750 I can't believe you did all that for Waddles. 483 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:56,623 Ah, well, I can't have my favorite niece not talking to me. 484 00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:59,752 And if I gotta leap onto a pterodactyl and punch him in the face, 485 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,128 then that's what I gotta do. 486 00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:02,633 That's kinda sappy. 487 00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:04,085 ( Stutters ) What! That's how I feel! 488 00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:06,012 -No, I mean... -Oh, yeah. 489 00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:08,048 Gotcha! ( chuckles ) Uh-oh. 490 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,632 ( Struggling grunts ) 491 00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:11,388 ( Scream ) 492 00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:13,556 ( Snore ) 493 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,807 Check it out. That thing destroyed my vest. 494 00:21:17,568 --> 00:21:18,603 Soos! Look! 495 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,810 A real dinosaur tooth! That's awesome! 496 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,779 Not as awesome as you saving us back there! 497 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:25,197 Pterodactyl Bros? 498 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:27,283 Pterodactyl bros. 499 00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:28,530 ( Explosion sound ) 500 00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:30,820 Hey, I pronounced it right that time! 501 00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:33,699 Think we need to worry about the rest of those dinosaurs? 502 00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:34,908 I doubt it. 503 00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,209 I ate my way through a dinosaur! 504 00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:48,630 ( laughs ) 505 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,051 Hi! I'm Bobby Renzobbi. 506 00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:51,848 Are your arms jealous of your legs? 507 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,134 Then you need arm pants! 508 00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:55,015 The pants that you wear on your arms! 509 00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:57,973 Yeesh! Who actually buys this infomercial stuff? 510 00:21:58,192 --> 00:21:59,398 ( Embarrassed chuckle ) I know, right? 511 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:01,393 Cancel the order! Cancel the order! 512 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:03,277 -( Snorting ) -Snorting! 513 00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:04,820 That's his tell! I fold. 514 00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:07,106 Tough luck, sucker. Waddles was bluffing. 515 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:10,785 What? I had four aces! That pig is a wizard! 516 00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:13,408 -( Chewing, snorting ) -Look at him. He's taunting me! 517 00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:14,989 I've been cheating the last eight turns. 518 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,242 ( laughs ) That's my girl!